Whenever I'm feeling down and out, I turn to my college buddy and hobby hero... Mr. Don West. During the 90's, Don and I would hang out until the wee hours as he'd entertain me with his legendary sales pitches.
A few days ago, our lives crossed paths again. And I assure you... it couldn't have come at a better time. You see... my life sort of fell apart this weekend. Oh heck... there's no point in hiding it, since I'm sure all of you have heard by now...
The Green Bay Packers lost their first game of the season.
There... I said it. Now, it's time to move forward... and this video of my buddy Don helped me take the first step:
So did you watch it? In case you didn't... my buddy is selling some baseball cards and "at this price, you can't afford not to buy it." Here's his offer:
- One hundred baseball cards from the 70's for $34.90 ($29.95 + $4.95 shipping/handling).
- Each package is unique and randomly pulled from an assortment of killer '70s baseball cards!
- Cards in the video are an example of what might be found.
- Your cards may or may not arrive in plastic cases.
It's tempting right? I mean... don't take it from me... here are direct quotes from the man himself:
"Nothing that I've ever sold before, in the past compares to this moment right now."
"And I mean this from the bottom of my heart... BUY THIS... because this is the greatest deal ever offered on any kind of media in the history of the world and I'm not kidding."
"You'll feel so good about yourself".
"C'mon... It takes you back to when baseball was pure."
"Don't question this deal... just order it."
"Order now... and relive your dreams... and go back in time...we don't get that opportunity very often."
Alright... what do you think? Anyone else want to "relive your dreams"? Seriously... if I was a billionaire and money wasn't an issue, I'd consider buying one of these just so I could post a review. But the fact is... $34.95 can buy me a ton of 70's cards on COMC that I actually want.
So, if I have any readers who are wealthy, I implore you to head over to my Don's site... Wild West Deals and pick up one of these packages.
If not... I hope at the very least you were entertained by my buddy who's offering "the greatest deal offered on any kind of media in the history of the world."
Today's question is...
On a scale of 1 (he's worse than expired redemption cards) to 10 (best thing since on-card autographs)...
How entertaining do you find this guy?
Happy Hump Day and sayonara!