I mean... what little kid didn't? MLB players travel all over the country, drive nice cars, and get paid tons of money to play the sport they love. And back in my youth... if you were really good, you might just get attacked by The Kissing Bandit.
Morgana was the sporting world's version of Dolly Parton. As you can see from her trading card, her honkers were huge. She became known for running out onto the diamond and kissing star players like George Brett and Cal Ripken Jr.
A few weeks ago, I watched a great ESPN documentary on her... which inspired me to pick up the 1990 Pucko Utica Blue Sox team set, which happens to contain The Kissing Bandit's rookie card (insert idiotic winking emoji).
Sadly the video isn't posted on YouTube... but I found a few highlight videos. Enjoy.
Thanks for the mammaries, Morgana! Happy Hump Day and sayonara!