My parents always told me to try my best to be a honorable, humble human being. But every now and then, I feel the need to boast and brag. And today is one of those days.
I mean seriously... how am I suppose to be modest when I have a thirty-four inch piece of wood in my possession:
Isn't it a thing of beauty? What's even cooler is the fact that my favorite baseball player once held my stick and left his mark on it:
And if things couldn't get better... I practically stole this off of eBay:
Who says you can't find cheap thrills on the internet?
I hope you all had a happy ending to this wonderful week! Sayonara!