Well... it's been about a week and I've opened up all of the mystery bags from one of the boxes. It provided a hour's worth of entertainment... but honestly there hadn't been any life altering pulls... until I stumbled across this beauty:
1988 Score #555
Bang. Pow. Kaboom. This card is straight fire. Sorry Johnny. You might have dibs on the majority of the Braves coming out of these mystery packs... but this card won't be headed out to the Florida Georgia Line anytime soon. It's destined for an old school, one inch screw down.
Happy April Fools' Day and sayonara!