I've Got Wood!

My parents always told me to try my best to be a honorable, humble human being.  But every now and then, I feel the need to boast and brag.  And today is one of those days.

I mean seriously... how am I suppose to be modest when I have a thirty-four inch piece of wood in my possession:

Isn't it a thing of beauty?  What's even cooler is the fact that my favorite baseball player once held my stick and left his mark on it:

And if things couldn't get better... I practically stole this off of eBay:

Who says you can't find cheap thrills on the internet?

I hope you all had a happy ending to this wonderful week!  Sayonara!